SHIP CANAL: "PLEASE LET ME BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE"

Maryhill via Manchester, though we could be anywhere: Airstrip One has turned into Asset-Stripped One.

Cold streets, tarmac-abraded hearts. Rusted wire fences. Crushed cans. Dry dog shit, shop windows misted with Windolene.

Scorched Kit-kat foils abandoned beside the swings in the play-area. A carrier-bag with a Lidl logo blows past a Betfred shop. We could be anywhere, but we’re not. We’re here.

A winter sun hangs low over the skyline. A bloated golden onion. A pendulum, a penumbra, a flash in the pan.

It’s 4:32 here in The Tick-Tock World and I’m watching the sun turn into a smear, watching it melt into the trees, become a bad Athena print of a Turner sky turning into shit.

This world’s a fake. A bad copy of something else. Something better.

It’s 4:36 now in The Tick-Tock World and sometimes everything sounds like an early Cure single. It feels like my heart is broken and I don’t know why.

“I think you need to, you know...you and me, sometimes we’re....” Her voice trails off.

Sometimes, you don’t mean to do things - you’re not a bad person; oh, no, no, you’re definitely not - and sometimes, well, things just...happen to you. Stuff happens; shit happens.

Sometimes, you wake up all wrong. There’s no lead in your pencil. Sometimes it’s you, but sometimes it’s the world. The world can turn wrong - feel wrong – all of a sudden, all by itself; it doesn’t need any help from you, me or anyone else.

Sometimes, it’s not your fault. Sometimes, it doesn’t matter whose fault it is. Blame cannot always be apportioned. There’s no value in pointing fingers.

“Just for a couple weeks,” she says and somehow her eyes look different to how they used to. “We need a break from one another.”

Sometimes the world takes a wrong turn. Sometimes it turns into something wrong, but maybe - sometimes - things happen for all the right reasons.

Sometimes you just wake up.

This is supposed to be a Press Release. I’m supposed to be selling you something, I’m supposed to be telling you how good a product is, how authentic the artist is, why you should buy his work.

“Yeah, well, stuff this self-indugent, impressionistic crap,” I can hear you saying. I can see your lips moving, your mouth opening on the other side of the internet, like a goldfish in a fish-bowl. What was I saying? “Stop showing off,” that’s what you’re saying (I can read your lips, see them through the screen), “stop bloody moaning. This isn’t about you....”

Actually, it is.

I’m putting out this CD because I believe in it. I’m putting out this CD because I love it, because it captures a feeling – because it encapsulates something – no, because it takes hold of the world and rubs your fucking face in it...I love it for its raw honesty, because it doesn’t pull any punches, because it doesn’t flinch from the ugly truth it sometimes sees in the mirror. I love it because it catches / encodes / ‘paints’ a series of moments – an emotional landscape - so intuitively, so instinctively and seemingly without caring what you, me or any other fucker thinks of it. It says what it thinks needs to be said, but it’s wise enough to know when it might be wrong. This music has a strange, rough, precocious, awkward, almost belligerent beauty to it: it is melancholy without being sentimental, meditational without naval-gazing. Sometimes, it makes me punch the air because it’s so spot-on, so right. Sometimes, it almost makes me want to cry with longing.

I’m putting this out because I want to put something back in.

He’ll hate me for saying this, but: Daniel Baker – Ship Canal – is a natural. He says he doesn’t know what he’s doing, and if that’s true, then - fuck my old boots! - it makes the music he’s created in the last few months even more special, more magical. And it makes a mockery of those who claim they do know what they’re doing. It makes a joke out of 98% of the stuff I hear.

Call it: DIY coping-strategies, home-brewed digital contrariness. Sterling-neutral ingenuity, emotional salvage. The elevation of the dismal into an artform. Fractured MeTube mulch made with a dodgy hard-drive and a broken Dell.

“Dole Noise”.

Daniel demonstrates how the flimsiest, most minimal of found-material and the crappiest, most-freely available tools – a YouTube ripper, an mp3-player, shareware, a stolen mic - can be turned to your own advantage. An artist’s greatest assets are imagination, intelligence and a fierce, unquenchable desire to create. Once you find that need within yourself and start to adjust your worldview, then everything becomes a potential tool - a sonic or visual possibility. This is how we turn the world back round. This is how we change things.

Maryhill or Manchester. You could be anywhere.

“I may be skint, but I ain’t broke.” I can see your lips moving on the other side of the screen. You’re coming into focus now. Sometimes you just…wake up.

Buy this CD / Don’t buy this CD: it’s your call entirely.

Daniel’s not a young Bob Dylan and I’m not Albert fucking Grossman. That game’s done, dusted and gone; it’s old; time to move on: “Keep movin’, nuthin’ to see here, folks!” Nuthin’ there but yr own face staring back in the mirror every morning.

The world doesn’t need any more product, but it does need more people like Daniel making music and doing stuff. It needs more of...this. More vitality, more truth. More people DOING, BEING and BECOMING. More of you.

If you don’t get that, then fine - though I suspect that if you’re still reading this, then you already do.

Daniel doesn’t have all the answers. And I certainly don’t either. But I like the questions his music has started to frame.

I love his music and I really hope you will too.

Fix yourself and then fix this stupid fucking world. This bad, broken copy of what it could be.

 

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SHIP CANAL PRE

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The first batch of Pre-release copies of Ship Canal's Please Let Me Back Into Your House are starting to leak out of 19F3's shed-citadel HQ. Like everything connected with either me or the label, this is an excruciatingly glacial process, but - yay! - this frankly fabulous album is finally starting to make it's way out into the world.

The Go-Live / Official Droppage-Date is, er...soon. Expect a bit of fuss and palaver here and elsewhere on a rapidly-approaching date still to be agreed by Daniel and myself.

It's great, btw. But I would say that, wouldn't I?

NEW RELEASE; NOT TO BE SOLD UNTIL MONDAY

Thanks to all you wonderful folks who've been buying Poundland by Hacker Farm. It's been flying out the door! (Well, bead-curtain, actually) Your kind support is much appreciated by all of us here at Office Zero.

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Our ramshackle, random Non-Publicity Campaign - voices cast casually out into The Dead Air - has accidentally allowed us to reach an unexpected audience of Ham / Shortwave Radio Enthusiasts, Conspiracy Theorists, cryptographers and disenfranchised former KGB Officers.

So, to our new-found friends - like Aiyana in The Chita Oblast and Yuri HR4783 - "Pryvet!"

"Marketing." Pah, that's for professionals. We prefer to invert all known existing business models and make chunky-knit pullovers out of them.

We sell what we like, to the people we like.

Keep it 'Real'. Keep it Nano.

"505 and I'm Clear."

HACKER FARM: "10 x 1.4mb FLOPPY-DISK POUCH-SET"

"10 x 1.4mb" is a 10 Floppy-Disk album - a compilation recorded on redundant-media - containing a mixture of short sound-pieces and films created by Hacker Farm -Yeovil's very own carboot noise collective. Contains different material to the "Poundland" CD.

Each disk comes with its own printed label / artwork. The collection is housed in hand-stitched 'found' fabric pouches, each with a unique home-made Hacker Farm collage-badge that you can wear with pride. 

The package looks like it's been made by an avant garde branch of the WI.

Limited stock, motherfuckers.

werneck-wretchmond: "oneiric hardware"

Produkt Re-Up. From the old Kid Shirt V 1.0 Blog.

Forty minutes of machine-based strangeness. Electronic music, kinda.

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Here's an extract from the Official 19F3 Press Release:

The first release from West Country-based Non-Boutique Nano-Label 19F3 is Oneiric Hardware – a CD of manipulated field-recordings sourced entirely from server-arrays, hard-drives and PC peripherals from Belo Horizonte, Brasil and Yeovil, Somerset.

The resulting pieces are a curious fusion of the mechanistic and the organic: a series of REM-sleep sirensongs built from whirring servos, damaged cpus and haunted read-write heads. Ghost-Industrial Music. Sound-files rub up against each other to create accidental textures, rhythms, harmonics and voices. A chance meeting on a PC World Customer Service Desk of a zip-drive and a storage drum. REM Vs. RAM. File under: machines that go bump in the night, ferromagnetic nightmares, head crashes, somnambulant automata, data archeology/salvage, disaster recovery, nocturnal back-ups, random-access retrieval, Music for PS/2 Ports.  

There will be a special bonus floppy-disk edition of this release if there is, uh, sufficient demand.

Track Listing:

1. SCSI-Based Sleep System No. 3.

2. Hippocampal Blade Array.

3. The ERA.

4. Diabolo 31.

5. Winchester (1973).

6. I, RAMAC.

7. 2.5tb Polysomnographical REM-Partition.

8. Aethernet.

Like all 19F3 Project/Product-Objects the music on Oneiric Hardware is co-owned by the contributors. It can be bought directly from 19F3 and is available for licensing and so forth to friends/allies/etc by some as-yet still-vague Post-Capitalist Micro-Distributive Barter-Exchange mechanism (Dudes’ Charter).

Physical media will be used wherever possible. Your co-operation in not putting this music on the internet is much appreciated. I Know It’s only Rock n Roll, But…etc, etc.

Professor Dan Poeira owns the Sole Everything Rights to this release for the Southern American Continent. Play It Loud, Play It Proud.

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More on the 19F3 manifesto and forthcoming releases soon incl. the much-delayed, but amazing compilation CD "Local Horse Artist" wh/ features a plethora of freakish talent from Finland, Flanders, the US, the UK, Australia and Argentina.

Meanwhile, just press the button below and send me a little piece of your soul - or some money; I don't mind which - it really is that easy, sinners. I've tried to keep this product-object as cheap as possible, but I do need to at least recoup the cost of printer-ink, CD, stamps and so forth. Hopefully Two Quid plus postage (a quid in the UK; two abroad) isn't too painful. Wish I could do it cheaper.

Some of the future releases will be made from recyclables, where possible (and I'll try and make stuff as handmade / customised as my schedule allows). Always happy to personalise stuff, if possible. I'll probably do the odd, surprise one- or two-off versions of things. Oh yeah: there's gonna be a bonkers ltd edition of "Local Horse Artist".

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